An Introduction to the General Retards

So, what is this blog all about?

Well, we were pretty much unsure what to revolve it around. So, for the time being we would like to post mostly on stuff that intrigues us in a way that is relatable to you.

We are mainly aiming for humour. But since we are in the infant stage of this blog and have still not moulded it into anything solid, we'll be covering from almost anything to everything- from science and technology to indian society, from politics to pop culture and also from stupid shit carried out by us to stupid shit carried out by others. And all this will be provided in an enjoyable fashion and a unique perspective so that you can feel refreshed after a hard day's work.

We don't guarantee regular updates. But we'll make it a point to update atleast bi-weekly. And obviously, it'll be raining updates if say 1.India wins the FIFA World Cup or 2.Mr. Manmohan Singh utters more than 20 words in a minute or 3.MJ returns from the dead. Yeah I know what you're thinking : The second one can never happen. Hopefully, you are getting the jist.

There will be profanity on the blog so please children below the age of 9(generation advance ho chuka hai BC. humare generation ki maasumiyat ab kahan )... don't see this shit. We also suggest people who are easily offended by profanity or say killing-of-cows-in-India-for-beef to read the DISCLAIMER which will be written above every article just so you know what shit you'll be getting into. This DISCLAIMER will also prove helpful to people in the age group 10-18 as it will warn you to divert away your laptop screen from your parents and set some science shit on a different window(don't act as if you don't know the drill). By the way the last sentence is applicable to people with parents-invading-their-privacy issues only.

By the way, i keep writing 'we' because this is a two man blog. Our names you might know or might not. Let's not go into that at the moment. We'll be focusing on content. Quality over quantity. We won't be posting about different colouration of today's feces or about losing a favourite pen or any uninteresting stuff from our lives. We're here to have your attention, amuse you, make you think a bit and hopefully... just hopefully after you are through reading this blog, there'll be a smile on your lips.

Oh and please do share this blog with your friends. Thank you.

-The Freak & The Geek